Security Technician Gifts

Man installing a burglar alarm,

"We've installed false alarms in all the offices."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'Where was the TSA?'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"He's a guard dog."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Beware of Don"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

AI Safety Officer

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"The club scene is really changing."

Mou...Man trap!

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

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Watchdog on Holiday