Master Of Alarms Gifts

Security Firm with Scarecrow - In Case Of Emergency Break Glass

Man's cooking explodes.

"It's time to wake up!"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'Your father installed a security system.'

"As a summation of our work it's pretty accurate...apart from the beginning, middle and end of all the words in between!"

"The dollar is falling!"

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Fire at the Bisto Factory

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'

'What's procrastination?'

Warning - Server Down!

"Fred is the counterpoint to a perpetual motion machine."

Ringing bell

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

"I shall not raise my voice, but be aware every word I say is upper case, bold, italics and underlined."

Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

'Now isn't that better than an alarm clock?'

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

Jeff tests the smoke alarms.

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

'Oh drat. I forgot to mail in this month's house insurance payment.'

You wanted to see me, boss? Come in, minion. My 13-year contract with Barely Secure Alarm and Donuts is about to expire. I'm tired of paying their exorbitant $7.99 annual fee. From now on, you're going to be the café's alarm system. We'll attach the doors to your eyelids by twine, and if anyone opens a door, you'll know. I'll have to deduct the cost of twine from your check, but I'm sure you can write that off. Very bad man.

KEYS TO SUCCESSFUL MEETINGS: Don't be distracted by non-essential activities, no matter how much fun they may be.

Chicken Clarke.

"Don't forget to set the burglar alarm when you come home."

Emergency Cartoon System

Houdini's car keys.

"This is our loudest alarm, guaranteed to go off if any motorcycle comes within 200 yards of your parked car."