Turtle Friend Gifts

Boy and his turtle on skateboard.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Piranhaclaus

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Lamb Noise.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'I wish I was creative'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Life's a Bench.

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Picnic with thieves

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

The Stripper

"We haven't danced in ages."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Ike and Tina Turtle.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."