Turtle Friend T-Shirts

Boy and his turtle on skateboard.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Piranhaclaus

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Lamb Noise.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'I wish I was creative'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"We haven't danced in ages."

Ike and Tina Turtle.

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Picnic with thieves

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

The Stripper

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'