Wildlife Friend Gifts

'Joe didn't like to hunt so he paid the animals to pose for his hunting club parties.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Bee flying to another flower.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Lamb Noise.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"This never happened."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Author's Bio-diversity.

Jungle Stores.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"That's mine!"

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.