Hog Wild Friend Gifts

'Let's face it. . . the slop always looks better on the other side of the fence!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Lamb Noise.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

The Frog Prince

"Your love gives me strength."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Life's a Bench.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

Picnic with thieves

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Dam it all

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Animal Actors

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

They can't all look like sheep butts.

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Cow outboard engine

A man selling a horse to an older lady

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

Dog and man on couch

Love.

'Group hug anyone?'