Tropical Survivor Gifts

Said the castaway to his coconut.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Emergency Pants

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

"Delivery."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Beware of dog"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'What luck!'

"Now you can send it."

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

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