Tropical Survivor Pillows

Said the castaway to his coconut.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Emergency Pants

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Tsunami Evac Route

"Delivery."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'What luck!'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Beware of dog"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Now you can send it."

Welcome centre

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'Have you got a sand wedge?'