Trampoline Humorist Gifts

"...but how do we know he's the peeping tom sarge?"

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Spider's Web Trampoline

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

Track & Field & Stream magazine

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

"You could do with some weight training."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

JOE'S BAR: Treadmill available: relax, while it walks your dog'