Trampoline Humorist Pillows

"...but how do we know he's the peeping tom sarge?"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Spider's Web Trampoline

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

"You could do with some weight training."

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

Track & Field & Stream magazine

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

JOE'S BAR: Treadmill available: relax, while it walks your dog'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'