Toothful Thinkers Gifts

'Dr. Vitsky, D.D.S. ... Yes, here you are. Go right on ahead through those pearly whites up there.'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

George Santayana

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

'Granted getting stuck in her teeth is a small victory, but a victory none the less.'

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

Extended Stay.

'The doctor accepts cash or check, but he prefers gold fillings.'

"Shhhhh. Don't talk about my t-a-i-l. I don't want it to suspect anything when I sneak up and catch it."

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.

'I think therefore I'm a man in a cow suit!'

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

Dentist.

'The patient said he brushed regularly, but his dentist knew better.'