Toothful Thinkers Mugs

'Dr. Vitsky, D.D.S. ... Yes, here you are. Go right on ahead through those pearly whites up there.'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

'Granted getting stuck in her teeth is a small victory, but a victory none the less.'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

Extended Stay.

'The patient said he brushed regularly, but his dentist knew better.'

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

Dentist.

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.

'I think therefore I'm a man in a cow suit!'

'The doctor accepts cash or check, but he prefers gold fillings.'