Toothbrush Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the toothbrush philosopher? Delight them with fun, witty items that celebrate their love for reflection and the joy of a good brush. Our collection features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints—perfect for sparking smiles and inspiring conversations. Whether they’re pondering life’s big questions or just enjoying a clean slate each morning, these thoughtful and amusing gifts add a dash of humor and personality to their routine.

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Morning Routine

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'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

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Remember to always brush your teeth! mockup

Remember to always brush your teeth!

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'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!' mockup

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

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'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!' mockup

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

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"Who's God?"

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"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?" mockup

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

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"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

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The Three Doctors.

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'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...' mockup

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

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'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...' mockup

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

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Mothers Without Borders

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'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

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An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas. mockup

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

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'I've never slept with a cartoonist before; will it be funny?'

'I've never slept with a cartoonist before; will it be funny?' mockup

'I've never slept with a cartoonist before; will it be funny?'

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'Dr. Vitsky, D.D.S. ... Yes, here you are. Go right on ahead through those pearly whites up there.'

'Dr. Vitsky, D.D.S. ... Yes, here you are. Go right on ahead through those pearly whites up there.' mockup

'Dr. Vitsky, D.D.S. ... Yes, here you are. Go right on ahead through those pearly whites up there.'

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'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.' mockup

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'

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'But toothache is the worst!'

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'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

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'I need a new tooth brush.'

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Big, Tall, & Hairy

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'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.' mockup

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

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'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth. mockup

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

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'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

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The Bored Impressionist

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"You can't leave holes in an agreement, I could run a coach and horses through this....So let's be crystal clear, if you don't clean your toothy pegs, there will be a 15% reduction in story time."

"You can't leave holes in an agreement, I could run a coach and horses through this....So let's be crystal clear, if you don't clean your toothy pegs, there will be a 15% reduction in story time."

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