Toothbrush Critics Gifts

Mothers Without Borders

Toothbrush Romance

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Bedtime Of The Gods

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"Hold it, Harry. There's a new software update for our toothbrushes."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"Remember toothache!!!"

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'This is going to be a level three.'

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

Adventures in Flossing

"You can't leave holes in an agreement, I could run a coach and horses through this....So let's be crystal clear, if you don't clean your toothy pegs, there will be a 15% reduction in story time."

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.

Dentist.

'The doctor accepts cash or check, but he prefers gold fillings.'

Dentist climbing into a mouth.