Toothbrush-troubled Travelers Gifts

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Injured backpacker.

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

Seagulls landing

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Mothers Without Borders

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

"He decided to write a travel book..."

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

'Baby's teething.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.

Man getting a tooth pulled out.

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

'Does your tooth still ache?'

"Just give me a moment..."

'Was it you who screamed?' 'No the dentist.'