Dental Care Critic Gifts

Do you have health insurance?

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Dentimony.

Mothers Without Borders

'I just pop down to Pediatrics when I need a bit of nursing care.'

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'Darling, remember to brush your teeth after dinner...'

Dracula's tooth.

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"

'You do dentistry?'