Dental Care Critic Gifts

Do you have health insurance?

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Dentimony.

Mothers Without Borders

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

'I just pop down to Pediatrics when I need a bit of nursing care.'

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'Darling, remember to brush your teeth after dinner...'

Dracula's tooth.

'You do dentistry?'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'