Dental Satire Fan Gifts

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

"Needs ketchup."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"