Dental Care Appreciator Gifts

'This is going to be a level three.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

Dentists who do appendectomies.