Dentist Appreciator Gifts

'This may hurt a little.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'Long shift?'

"Turn your head and cough."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

Air Dentistry

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."