Dentist Appreciator Pillows

'This may hurt a little.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Long shift?'

"Turn your head and cough."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Air Dentistry

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."