Medical Professional Appreciator Pillows

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

'Long shift?'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

"Turn your head and cough."

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

Covid vaccines

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Caption Contest TK

"Just because your mother devoured your siblings and not you didn't mean she valued you any less. She was just full."

The Children's Hospital

Aethel the Analyzed.

Sue Perkins

'Help Doctor!! My baby swallowed a pencil!'

Thank You to Vaccinators

Coronavirus

'You are a very good doctor. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

'Um ... no - I said we'll need a stool sample.'

'The survival of this patient is a true testimony to the blessing of modern science.'

"Incredible! - I have never seen a whole septic head before!!"

"Goodness me! Diane, we're going to need the angle grinder again..."

Do Not Confuse Your Internet Search With my Medical Degree!

'Surgery went well, Mr. Moore. I had a lot of fun rebuilding your knee joint.'

A nurse Reports A Patient's Condition To The Doctor.

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

"Good news, Mrs. Mostyn. Those lumps on your breasts are nipples."

Fear

"I'm sorry John, but your back surgery has been placed on back order."

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

From the Department of New Age Medicine: The First Artichoke Heart Transplant.

'What song is it you want to hear!'

'Intensive caring unit'

"Oh well, that's another week done!"