Dental Humor Appreciator Gifts

'The anesthetic should be strong enough, but I've put this on just to be on the safe side.'

'Mrs,Danford, I asked you THREE TIMES if the Novocaine has taken effect yet,'

'This is the only way I'll get a crown' (prince Charles at the dentist's).

'Why, Grandma,what sharp...dentures you have!'

Do you want a local anesthetic or are you from out of town?

Oh, how nice ... A "thank you for the business this year" card from the tooth fairy! Sugar Plum Fairy.

'I've broken a tooth.' 'You still have one left.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

I see braces in his future.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

The New Age Dentist.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction