Dental Puns Appreciator Gifts

"You're definitely going to need an extraction."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Pirate eye test

'What's that funny smell?'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

My horse for a kingdom.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Dentist Suction

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Needs ketchup."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"