Dental Puns Appreciator Pillows

"You're definitely going to need an extraction."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Pirate eye test

'And here's the toolkit.'

'What's that funny smell?'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

I see braces in his future.

Smile??? I'm pregnant.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

My horse for a kingdom.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dentist Suction

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"Needs ketchup."

Licensed to drill.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"