Dental Pun Lover Pillows

"Your wisdom teeth need to come out and some of the stupid ones too."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'And here's the toolkit.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Needs ketchup."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'You really should Floss.'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"