Dental Pun Lover Pillows

"Your wisdom teeth need to come out and some of the stupid ones too."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'And here's the toolkit.'

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

I see braces in his future.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dentist Suction

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Needs ketchup."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

Licensed to drill.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'You really should Floss.'