Dental Joke Lover Pillows

"I'm just here for the dental."

'If it starts to hurt, just wiggle your ears.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

I see braces in his future.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Needs ketchup."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

Licensed to drill.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'You really should Floss.'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'