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"I'm just here for the dental."

'If it starts to hurt, just wiggle your ears.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Needs ketchup."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'You really should Floss.'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'