Dental Joke Collector Pillows

Tooth Fairy / Wisdom Tooth Fairy

'How bad is the filling?'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Lactose Intolerant

The Rooster Comedian.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Useless add-ons.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Suffering from Cooties?

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Cheating Death.

Shark infested custard!

My daddy ate my homework

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Told you...Nonsense compulsive disorder.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Psychiatrist - "Doctor, I keep imagining I'm being followed by an impersonator."

"Turn your head and cough."

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'Take one of these three times a day until you start to feel better.'