Dental Pun Enthusiasts Pillows

'And here's the toolkit.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Needs ketchup."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'You really should Floss.'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'