Dental Pun Enthusiasts Mugs

'And here's the toolkit.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

I see braces in his future.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Needs ketchup."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Licensed to drill.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'You really should Floss.'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'