'What a hunk!'
Tomcat Admirer Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the playful spirit and charm of a true tomcat enthusiast? Our collection of creative, quirky products features designs that showcase the mischievous and lovable nature of cats. Whether it's a witty mug, a humorous t-shirt, cozy pillow, or eye-catching art print, these gifts are sure to delight anyone passionate about these independent, curious animals. Perfect for brightening their day and celebrating their feline fascination.
Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.
Intelligent people laugh too!
The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.
Employee of the Month Parking
Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.
"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."
"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."
"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."
The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.
Newton discovers anti-gravity,
The Soundness of Newton's Laws
I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.
"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."
"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"
"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."
Tiger
Johnson was ready to lick some ass
"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."
Mars Rover
'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'
'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'
'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'
'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'
The Earlier, Less Publicized Discovery of Gravity by Cornblatt
GPS Systems.
An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.
'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'
"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."
The true story of how...Isaac Newton discovered gravity.
Roger Stone offers the DOJ the key to Trump's closet.
"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."
Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.
"I left an apple with a big, fat worm in it on the table. Have you seen it?"
Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.
Tomcat Admirer Gifts Collection
Tomcat Admirer Mugs
Discover more humorous and creative mugs perfect for any tomcat admirer in our special collection.
Tomcat Admirer Pillows
Find the perfect cozy pillow that showcases your cat passion and adds a playful touch to any home accessory.
Tomcat Admirer Prints
Brighten your walls with captivating art prints featuring playful cat designs, ideal for any tomcat enthusiast's decor.
Tomcat Admirer T-Shirts
Explore a range of witty and charming t-shirts designed for cat lovers who adore their mischievous feline friends.