Tomcat Admirer Mugs

'What a hunk!'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Intelligent people laugh too!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Employee of the Month Parking

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

Tiger

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

Mars Rover

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

GPS Systems.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'

The true story of how...Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Roger Stone offers the DOJ the key to Trump's closet.

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'