Tomcat Admirer Pillows

'What a hunk!'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Intelligent people laugh too!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Employee of the Month Parking

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Tiger

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

Mars Rover

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

The Earlier, Less Publicized Discovery of Gravity by Cornblatt

GPS Systems.

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

The true story of how...Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Roger Stone offers the DOJ the key to Trump's closet.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"I left an apple with a big, fat worm in it on the table. Have you seen it?"

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.