Multitasker Admirer Pillows

"Can you believe it? He's a hunter-gatherer AND artist."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Claus 2.0

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

The tooth fairy.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Balancing work and family

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Birds Following Witch.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Devi's brew?"

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.