Multitasker Admirer Pillows

"Can you believe it? He's a hunter-gatherer AND artist."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Claus 2.0

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

The tooth fairy.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Balancing work and family

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Birds Following Witch.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"Devi's brew?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.