Multitasking Admirer Pillows

Sign Him.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Claus 2.0

Bad hair day!

You are my sunshine!

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Curling your hair for no reason

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Reign Man

Chill Out Worshippers!

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Mexican Serenade.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Bette Midler

Mad cleaning robot.

"Ever killed a man?"

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'