Multitasking Admirer Mugs

Sign Him.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Claus 2.0

Bad hair day!

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

You are my sunshine!

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Mad cleaning robot.

Reign Man

Chill Out Worshippers!

Mexican Serenade.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"Ever killed a man?"

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."