Tolkien Enthusiasts Gifts

Look, Mr. Frodo--a plot device!

Gord of the Rings

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

Lord of the Rings IV.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"He has great communication skills."

Steeroids

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Wolf Watching the Sunset

Peter Jackson's Hobbit

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

The Landlord Of The Rings

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Leo Tolstoy

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"I've picked up too many nasty Hobbits."

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

Variety. Wow! "Lord of the Rings" has done very well at the box office. It's made some people rich. They're elf-made millionaires.

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'