Tolkien Admirer Gifts

Peter Jackson's Hobbit

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Eat my dust!"

Love

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Reasonableman

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Lord of the Rings IV.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

Brexit Tortoise

Moon Souvenirs

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

War and Peace GIF

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Harry, I really think you ought to go to the doctor."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'Take us to your - y'know whasisname - that chap who came runner up in 'Pop Idol''

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

"We're having to go further than EVER to get the right people!"