Tolstoy Fan Gifts

"The End."

"I read War and Peace, liked 1/2 of it."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Eat my dust!"

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Lord of the Rings IV.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

War and Peace GIF

Otto von Bismarck

Brexit Tortoise

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

Peter Jackson's Hobbit

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

The Landlord Of The Rings

Crime - Punishment

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"As cats go, my Bertie's always been a little slow on his feet, but then again, that's a tortoise shell for you!"

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

Leo Tolstoy

Nutcracker in a Tutu

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

Psychiatrist.

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

Australasia.

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

Trepak from Nutcracker

Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks