T.s. Eliot Fan Gifts

"Oh, this old thing?"

"I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I love this time of day."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Subway Thrillers

Rating the Sunset

Scot country dancing,

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Peter Jackson's Hobbit

Circus trousers

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

Variety. Wow! "Lord of the Rings" has done very well at the box office. It's made some people rich. They're elf-made millionaires.

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'You just grew three inches.'

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"I read War and Peace, liked 1/2 of it."

Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

Uproarious hospitality

'When I was young I was 'Twilight fast'.'

Matthew Webb

'Can you remember before we went electric and we were all clockwork eels?'

Sword

'Well, technically, Eugene, we're not under the mistletoe...'

"I've observed that on several occasions, when given the opportunity to assist a struggling co-worker, you instead chose merely to 'pity the fool'."

"Wake up – you're Tolkien in your sleep again."