George Eliot Admirer Gifts

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"Oh, this old thing?"

Hildegard von Bingen

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Blue Dress

Robert Schumann

Young Elvis

Charles Baudelaire

J. M. W. Turner

War and Peace GIF

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

"For the glory of God Almighty, and in the names of the munificent King and munificent Queen of Spain, I do on a day—either a Friday preceding or a Monday directly following a weekend that is earlyish in but toward the middle of October—in this year of our Lord, 1492, claim this land."

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Atomic Bear: Part 20

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Apocalipsis

Man met with a horse instead of a carriage at the railway station

"Isn't it true that you ain't nuthin' but a hound dog?!"

Look, you know what models get paid. Don't act all freaked out by your check!

Oliver's reception by Fagin and the boys

The Beggars' Opera Burlesqued.

"Welcome Ruth!"

"I think it needs a re-draft."

Muhammed Ali RIP

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

King Henry IV

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

'I knew I shouldn't have come. That Maximus, throws the worst orgies!'

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC

Ladies, git porked by a ELVIS impersonator!

'Next time your friends ask, son, just tell them I'm an Elvis impersonator. No need to add, 'The Older and Fatter Years'.'

The Cubicle Of Dr. Caligari