Tolkien Fan Gifts

"No I haven't tried 'The Hobbit'. I never read non-fiction..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

God perfects his turkey design.

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

Sauron's Sore Eye