Toiletries Gifts

Island With A Female Bathroom

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"This stool shall pass."

Fly fishing.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

I break for toilet paper

Do what you can to flatten the curve

Portalouvre

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'The old one fell apart.'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

Creation of Adam

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'I wonder if they have any with water filters?'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

The murphy desk

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Flush Direct

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Theirs and Theirs

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

'Holy shit!'

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"How do you plead - quilty or not quilty?"

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).