Toilet Gifts

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

"This stool shall pass."

Fly fishing.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Portalouvre

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

"Uh, I was drinking that."

'I wonder if they have any with water filters?'

Where history's best ideas happen.

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'Holy shit!'

'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?'

"Oh, thank God!"

What Is This Crap?

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

Og invents the port-a-potty.

Toilet Set Trap.

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

Toilet Roll Prank

"Oh boy! Have you guys picked the wrong time for first contact!"

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."