Toilet Gifts

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Fly fishing.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Portalouvre

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'I wonder if they have any with water filters?'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'Holy shit!'

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

What Is This Crap?

"Oh, thank God!"

Toilet Set Trap.

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

Toilet Roll Prank

"Oh boy! Have you guys picked the wrong time for first contact!"

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

"I'm going out to buy toilet rolls. . . I may be some time."