Toileting Gifts

'I wonder if they have any with water filters?'

Let's get organized

"This stool shall pass."

Maybe clean out your wallet

Fly fishing.

Personal Potty Trainer

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Portalouvre

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Desert Island Raking

The Movers - Decluttering

Where history's best ideas happen.

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Clearing Away Christmas

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'Holy shit!'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

'Particles, particles, particles.'

Og invents the port-a-potty.

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.