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Island With A Female Bathroom

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Fly fishing.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

I break for toilet paper

Do what you can to flatten the curve

Portalouvre

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'The old one fell apart.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Creation of Adam

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

"Uh, I was drinking that."

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'I wonder if they have any with water filters?'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Flush Direct

Theirs and Theirs

The murphy desk

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

'Holy shit!'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"How do you plead - quilty or not quilty?"

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."