Titanic Dreamer Gifts

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Sunbathers.

'It must be the dead sea.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Neptune

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Lounging by the pool

Cosmonaut

underwater knight

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

The Big Tipper

'I wish I was creative'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Fish or Cut Bait

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Mermaid Art

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Lighthouse Hammock.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Dollphins

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Feeling for shells

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Airplane Fish

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'