Tardis Dreamer Gifts

Who's on First

Occu-Pie Mars

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Save Our Universe

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Cosmonaut

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

The Big Tipper

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Happy Birthday!"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

Galilei Galileo.

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Whale Romance

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Saguaro Cacti.

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

My First Boat

The Tardis Shed

"My mind is still on vacation."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

"We GOTTA GO to Disney World this summer! It's already in my rough draft of 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation'!"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."