Tardis Tinkerer Gifts

The Tardis Shed

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Fixing the TV.

'My God we being invaded!'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'I think I found the problem.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'It's a black hole! Wait, what's all that debris? It looks like...hey, it's my letters to the editor, and my movie script submissions, and all the ideas I've ever put in the suggestion box.'