Tardis Tinkerer T-Shirts

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'My God we being invaded!'

Fixing the TV.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Computerized Dollhouse.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'I think I found the problem.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'